yeaah, i was talking to my friend toneylynn papa, and i just saw a chuck norris car commercial.
and then i asked her, whats so special about him? is he like, arnold strong.
so i went on a website that my Computer Lit. teacher showed us in Summer School.
and here are my favorite Chuck Norris lines, or facts, or whatever theyre called.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment